I can't find the stupid card reader, so you all will have to make do with a written update. No one has puked their guts out for several days now (unless you count Brennan during the closing prayer tonight, but it came out his nose, so it doesn't REALLY count).
I got my nose pierced today, (it is Elizabeth, not Michael. Wow, that could've been weird!) Deepest apologies to Daddy, if I would have known he would be upset, I would have had a conversation with him first. If I would have known just how painful it was going to be, I would have chosen to birth another child, sans painkillers instead. So far at least 3 people have told me I have something on my nose. At least I know that I have the type of friends that will tell me if I have basil leaves in my teeth.
Haelley chased Shelby around the yard with the fly swatter today, demanding the headless doll that Shelby ate. Unfortunately Shelby ate the fly swatter too, so Haelley must resort to the spatula tomorrow. Daddy refuses to give her another fly swatter. They're only 97 cents for two at Wal-Mart. Better Luck next time Stinker Lady.
Michael wants everyone to know that he mowed down the forest today. We had not mowed yet because the solenoid (whatever the heck that is) was broken. We can find Haelley now when she goes outside, yeah! We had to send her out with a whistle before.
John wants everyone to know that he just got an overkill, 2 triple kills and 4 double kills in Halo. It makes me sick to play against him. He also says he's full of information, just not the info I want. Oh, and he dyed his hair pink. (Not really. I just wanted to hear the chins hit the floor all around the world). Michael, I might add, is SplatterKing.
Brennan has NOT rolled over yet, but he tries so hard that he combines spit and Shelby hair to make a very convincing beard. I knew he looked like he'd bulked up, but the facial hair was a dead giveaway for the steroid use.
Haelley was told to stay in the chair or go to bed. Apparantly she thinks she's invisible when she's crawling along the floor, whispering "shoes!" and stealing hershey kisses.
Remind me to take the trash down to the road tonight. Otherwise we all get to take turns standing in the dumpster to make room for more. Anyone want to help?
Michael has his accounting final tomorrow. The Halo marathon should help the brain cells, I just know it!
I'm going to get my hair done like Rogue in X-Men after Meredith's wedding. Anyone who doesn't know who Rogue is should watch the movie. No, I don't think it looks like a skunk. That should complete my mid-life crisis. I plan to have another one when I turn 25.
Haelley's lost it. She is saying "FRIES!" frantically. No, I don't think it will keep Daddy from needing to respawn.
Should probably go. Hope you all enjoy. Feel free to comment. I love comments!!! Sometimes I just really miss everybody. Love and prayers for everybody. May you seek the Lord, even in all of the painful places. Remind me to post an excerpt from Jim Butcher's White Night. It's really good.
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I'm having a problem telling truth from fiction, but laughing anyway! Thanks for the update. Maybe you understand my frustration not being able to post pictures. No one else does.
I didn't know you got your nose pierced?... :)
For Grandma-sadly, all is truth except for the pink hair part.
For Leslie- Yeah, I got it pierced wednesday. It is itching like CRAZY though!
You are so witty. I always have loved to read your writing. (Someday I just might follow through and really submit something for publication without you knowing.)
So, how did the grades come out for Michael? Did SplatterKing dominate in that area as well? =)
I have to be truthful - I am disappointed about the destruction - downright molestation - of the forest. Snicker - ssshh - I was hoping Josiah could do it for you.
Tell Miss Haelley - I will buy her some fries and maybe a new doll complete with concrete head if she's really sweet to her Mammaw.
Can't wait to see all - even bearded Little Man. Love!
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